Tuesday, July 01, 2008

A Copyeditor at a Business Journal Reflects on a Breakup


Care of Allison Morrow in McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

From the story:

Shares of crying and sleeping each saw new records in mid-February amid news of a premenstrual-syndrome-driven weight gain and a spike in bitter sentiment around the 14th.

Experts say eating and exercise trends have been leveling out steadily since March, but warn that the dignity sector remains shaky, and the turbulence could ripple outward, potentially stalling the highly anticipated Let's Date Other People venture.

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