Sunday, March 27, 2011

A Dogged Diarist's Dos and Don'ts


Monty Python’s Michael Palin, for Vanity Fair, writes on proper diary-keeping etiquette.

From the piece...

Don’t try and make your life interesting when it isn’t. Diaries must be brutally honest. If you had only one egg for breakfast, write “Had egg for breakfast.” Don’t feel you have to have had 12 eggs for breakfast just to get in the diary. And leave celebrity diaries to the celebrities. If you don’t know anyone famous, don’t try and pretend you do. “At the airport that Bruce Springsteen’s drummer once used” isn’t good enough. Similarly, “At the hairdresser’s. Saw someone reading about Bruce Springsteen’s drummer” just sounds desperate. On the other hand, “Bruce Springsteen’s drummer is the father of three of my children” is perfectly legitimate.

1 comment:

Emmy said...

I used to keep a diary, and admit that I have not been very good about keeping it up...Still, I never thought about lying in it just to sound awesome :P