Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Rock Novels That Got it Right


The list, care of Three Guys One Book.

From the intro of said list...

It usually goes like this:
  1. Rockstar is born not a rockstar, but to a dismal family of chicken farmers or garbage pickers or libertarians.
  2. Rockstar buys guitar and struggles. Suspiciously, Rockstar is surrounded by naysayers recommending more lucrative careers in livestock breeding or politics.
  3. Rockstar gets really freakin’ good in a suspiciously short amount of time. Rockstar wins lots of fans. Naysayers turn to yaysayers.
  4. Rockstar meets drugs. Drugs meet rockstar. It’s a match made in heaven until it’s not anymore. Suddenly, the simple life of trash picking seems like a step up from this gutter.
  5. Suspiciously, Rockstar finds redemption in the form of a woman, an estranged child, or Ron Paul.
This story arc is so easy. That ease is why there are a million rock ‘n’ roll novels. It’s also why there are tons of forgettable rock novels.

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