Monday, September 21, 2009

Dan Brown's 20 Worst Sentences


Dan Brown, the author of that book you may have heard of called The Da Vinci Code, and who just sold about 1.3 zillion copies of his newest book, The Lost Symbol, gets picked apart a little by The Telegraph as they list his 20 most clunky sentences to date.

Here are a few!

10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope of power had been shaken, and Aringarosa was still reeling from the blow.

Did they hit him with the kaleidoscope?

9. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 32: The vehicle was easily the smallest car Langdon had ever seen. "SmartCar," she said. "A hundred kilometers to the liter."

Pro tip: when fleeing from the police, take a moment to boast about your getaway vehicle’s fuel efficiency. And get it wrong by a factor of five. SmartCars do about 20km (12 miles) to the litre.

8. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 3: My French stinks, Langdon thought, but my zodiac iconography is pretty good.

And they say the schools are dumbing down.

3 comments:

london said...

Actually i am waiting for his new novel and its really very nice.. i like it..

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limo said...

I love to read and write both and waiting for some new exciting novels..