The list, care of Three Guys One Book.
From the intro of said list...
It usually goes like this:
- Rockstar is born not a rockstar, but to a dismal family of chicken farmers or garbage pickers or libertarians.
- Rockstar buys guitar and struggles. Suspiciously, Rockstar is surrounded by naysayers recommending more lucrative careers in livestock breeding or politics.
- Rockstar gets really freakin’ good in a suspiciously short amount of time. Rockstar wins lots of fans. Naysayers turn to yaysayers.
- Rockstar meets drugs. Drugs meet rockstar. It’s a match made in heaven until it’s not anymore. Suddenly, the simple life of trash picking seems like a step up from this gutter.
- Suspiciously, Rockstar finds redemption in the form of a woman, an estranged child, or Ron Paul.
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