Friday, April 26, 2013

50 Best Author vs. Author Put Downs of All Time

The list, care of the Examiner.

From said list...

Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice,' I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

Robert Frost?

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.

John Steinbeck, surely?
I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.

Oh, dear.

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