What Are the Longest Novels Ever Written?

These ones. AbeBooks also gives you a pithy Twitter-like review of each.

For example...

The Count of Monte Cristo

Twitter Description - Edmond Dantès is done up like a kipper, goes down, meets priest, escapes, gets rich and wreaks revenge.

and

Shogun

Twitter Description - English adventurer gets more adventures than he bargained for in 17th century Japan. Culture shock. Samurai swords and love too.