We could make such a beautiful library together.
I hope you’re one of the best minds of my generation, because I’d sure like to see you naked.
Forget the New Yorker. You’d make my 20 Under 40 list any day.
Single white female seeks Brooklyn-dwelling Jonathan for coffee-shop work dates, long walks in Prospect Park, baby-making.
Little-known fact: The Sound and the Fury wasn’t named after Macbeth — it was inspired by a night with me.
Those are just a few of them, care of Flavorwire.
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Those are pretty funny, although I have no idea what I would do if someone tried one of those on me...I'd prolly laugh, but I don't know. :P
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