Salon of Shame

This sounds like a hoot. If you're in the Seattle area, why not check out the Salon of Shame? What is it?

Seattleites stand before you and read their middle school diary passages, high school poetry, unsent letters, and other bits of horribly shameful, and inadvertently hilarious adolescent writing.

I wonder how I can be a reader. Some writings I can remember...

"The Pitchfork" - A short story about a pitchfork that is demonic and runs around a farm house pitchforking people.

Every poem I ever wrote to someone of the opposite sex. There's only so many words that sort of rhyme with "beautiful." Actually, I can only think of one: dutiful.