A bit of holiday humor, care of McSweeney's.
From the piece...
Dear Santa:
How does my lord? I am fine. I believe 'tis possible you did not receive my wish list last year, or that it fell into unsavory hands and was rudely tampered with before reaching you, as all you brought me was a chastity belt and some granny underpants. I pray that this one flies to you untainted since this year hath really sucked. I wish for the following:
— He's Just Not That Into You (book and DVD)
— "All About Me" Lock and Key Diary
— National Geographic Flower and Leaf Pressing Kit
— Coastal Deluxe Automatic Inflatable Life Vest
Fingers crossed,
Ophelia
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